(Suck it British Empire! WOO!)
In honor of this, our most American of holidays, most of my fellows will spend it in the most American of ways: eating supper fatty, grilled foods; blowing up Chinese fireworks; and drinking copiously*. It’s our patriotic duty.
You know what else is your patriotic duty? Reading guest comics!
* Considering our current finances, Ducky & I will spend it eating cheese sandwiches, cheap tuna, and sharing an inexpensive beer we stole from a homeless guy.
