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I Don't Think You're Ready for this Jelly
An unsolicited FB message I received.
"hello, i am a Sergeant in the us army,i looked through your profile and i feel we could have a connection, i am single..i will like to start from been friends cos i like taking things slowly and let us find out where that one leads us to…thanks i will be happy to hear back from you"
Aren’t I the specialest little snowflake? I’m SURE this isn’t a form letter that he sends to every person in a 100 mile radius of him.
Lads. Ladies. If you want to get with this *amazing* slice of steampunkyness, at least take the time to USE SOME DAMN CAPITAL LETTERS! Also, proper punctuation wouldn’t go amiss. An ellipsis is NOT a suitable substitute for a period. It’s just not.